Tuesday. a week latter

Last week was just the normal stuff. Five mums dogs had seven puppies... etc

Earlier this morning got a phone call from "Mr bastard" directly he spoke i put the phone down, moment latter it rang again, i let it ring debating weather to pick it up, i did eventually... He said "Dcont put the phone down otherwise you'll regret it."
"So your going to threaten me again?"
"Err, no"
"So your going to threaten me?"
"look Jon, you have to go to a solicitor and get a deed of retirement for the bank"
"Ok....but i don't have a solicitor.."
"It has to be that now because you have waited too long now and they need that to take your name off the bank account. Do it now, send me the Bill now otherwise you will have to pay for it."
"So you are threatening me?"
"Go to a solicitor now"
"Ok..."
" Go to any solicitor....don't go to (Will solicitor)....."
"Ok" at which i hung up.... He cant communicate without threatening us!

Ok so i went to the solicitor down the road and he's puzzled, what the hell is that? he's never heard of that. I explain what's gone on. He says your well out of that!...Find out what's they want because ive never heard of that... go to bank, much phoning you need a Deed of retirement... i phone main bank, eventually they say same...go back to solicitor. he shrugs he don't see why as we have retired and why cant they go to the probate court and get a copy of the resignation form... keen to just end it i suggest he writes a letter and me and wife and him sign it...he agrees, and to send the bastards the Bill.

Its all so fucking meaningless.

Thinking on it and talking to the local solicitor, Mr bastard is either confused or trying something underhand. I suspect he's actually confused. The bank account is a "Trusties account" but we are not Trusties. We were Executors that after the Will is sorted out (after Probate) become Trusties. We have resigned as Executors, probably the bank cant think in a slightly flexible way that it needs to see this. Now is Mr Bastard trying to make sure we arnt retained as Trusties? (I don't think we are, but maybe he does?) or is he just taking the banks idiotic word for it?....

On consideration i can see how this is going to pan out. We get the solicitor to write the letter, the idiot bank say that's not what they want, Mr Bastard refuses to pay the solicitor, we get stuck with bill. I say fuck off, war again erupts. What can i do otherwise, the solicitor says its crap. Mr bastards only reaction to anyone not doing exactly what he wants is threats....