Friday

This morning ive been to our friends house, quiet, cold and dark. I picked up the post. Odd the amount of banks etc who are still writing to her, despite being fully informed. I had a mission. Years ago she told me that she had been out on a hen night with a friend. They had decorated hats. And hers had a... well no good way to say this, but it had a dildo on it. Which she complained was all floppy. I commented that only she could be given an impotent dildo! (not that she was much into sex, quiet anti it really, till her hormones went mad and she was determined to get pregnant) Anyway i thought i might be good to find this object and quietly dispose of it. I looked in every cupboard i could find and riffled thro the draws etc, nothing. I found a tobacco tin with a pipe. I remember her saying she had once tried to take up pipe smoking, for throwback fashion reasons i think. But now sex toys in evidence. I just thought it wouldn't be good for others to discover it. I had visions of everyone clearing the house and it rolling across the floor with a stunned audience.