Tuesday

They are doing a post mortem on Mr Handy today... i don't like to think about it.


Last night Miss Tortoise came round after her usual exhausting work day. She still working far to hard, last week though she had two full nights of "sound rogering" with her two unsuitable suitors... And last week she gave her water turtles to a guy who is an expert on them. The meet went off ok mainly i think as she went with one of the unsuitable suitors. Just after the turtle guy texted her and asked for a pic which she refused then he texted that she should have come alone then he could have "had" her over the car bonnet and did she want to join him and his bi sexual girl friend in a night of swinging. All of which was quite surprising.