Monday

Overheard in the Spar shop....

Checkout lady : (to a young girl) "Why arn't you in school?"
Girl: "I been at the police station...."
Checkoutlady: "WHAT! why?"
Girl: "Someone knicked my mobile in Argos the other day....."
Checkoutlady: "And?...."
Girl: " They 'ad me looking at the CCTV tapes.....it turns out my best friend knicked it...."